非主流中英双语个性签名

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  Children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children。
 
  后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。(未成年自动忽略此句)
 
 
  "Hard work never kills anybody." but why take the risk?
 
  “努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
 
  "Your future depends on your dreams." so go to sleep。
 
  “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
 
 
  "Work fascinates me!" i can look at it for hours! "
 
  工作好有意思耶!“尤其是看着别人工作!”
 
  When two's company, three's the result!
 
  两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
 
  The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn。
 
  学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多;忘记的越多,忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着? 
 
Money is not everything, there's mastercard & visa。
 
  钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
 
  One should love animals, they are so tasty。 
 
 
  每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
 
  Love the neighbor, but don't get caught。
 
  要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。


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